The Source Material
The Business Plan
One week of development. Four sticky notes. Zero structural concerns.
The complete business plan. Received via iMessage. Zero follow-up questions asked.
New England's #1 Boat Ejection Experience™
You didn't know you needed to get ejected off a boat while wearing a canvas exo-skeleton.
You were wrong. We have a sticky note that proves it.
The Source Material
One week of development. Four sticky notes. Zero structural concerns.
The complete business plan. Received via iMessage. Zero follow-up questions asked.
What We Offer
Everything you need for a complete boat ejection experience. Mostly just the one thing.
Displaces water. That's the main thing. Available in three tiers. Sharks are not included.
All 6 states. Live shark risk indicators. The only map where Vermont appears despite being landlocked.
A $2M ask. A four-sticky-note deck. A total addressable market of "everyone near water."
Live Demo
This is as close as you'll get without purchasing a ticket. And a skeleton.
Seriously Though
New England's first canvas exo-skeleton ejection tourism company is looking for believers. Or at least people who find this funny.